![]() ![]() Also, we prefer to use the term "boy part." Gender Blender: Because, see, boys like boobs. Me: If you're going to have a scene where Tom-in-Emma's-body looks in a mirror to have his First Real Experience of Boobs, and he's all excited about that, then why does Emma's only exploration of Tom's body consist of thinking Tom's dick is a chipmunk when she wakes up with an erection? Look, since we're talking and all, can I ask you a question? Tom is a slacker slobbo thrill-seeking baseball player dude! He likes to spit and punch things. Gender Blender: And then I think we should explore gender by reinforcing stereotypes! Emma is a sweet little gymnast A-student perfectionist, always eager to please, but also part of an evil bitch cabal! Also, she likes to talk about feelings. Let's start off with a spurious Native American legend! Ha ha, those wacky Indians and their crazy gender-swapping gods! Let's just present this as a conversation between me and the book. Book I Have Issues With: Gender Blender, by Blake Nelson ![]()
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